THOUGHTS/IDEAS of the day: Why do people "beg to differ" when they're not really begging and you know they're going to disagree anyway? *** Why do they call it "new and improved"? If it's new, there has never been anything like it before, and if it's improved, it's better than it used to be. *** Stop the world, I'd like to get off. *** Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? *** Did you hear about the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw? *** Why do people say "It's always in the last place you look? Of course it is! No one keeps looking after they find it! *** Why is a package sent by a car called "shipment" and sent by a ship called "cargo"? *** Did you hear about the magic man who walked down the street and turned into a store? *** Why don't we pronounce eleven "onety-one"? ***

Life is crazy.